bob loblaw ([info]orliknight09) wrote,
2009-01-05 22:25:00
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of course, buster did grow up to be captain hook.

so far it looks like the arrested development movie is definitely gonna happen! BOOYA! in honor of that wonderful news, i decided to make a picspam dedicated to the woman least likely to win a "mother of the year" award. coincidentally, the current challenge on [info]picspammy is on favorite characters from tv and movies, so what great timing! lol anyway, without lucille, the bluth family would certainly be more sane, probably even normal. but let's face it, without her, their lives would also be a lot less interesting and definitely not as hilarious. with her sharp wit, cruel barbs, and manipulative streak, lucille is the definition of H.B.I.C. xD (not dial-up safe, guys.)

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Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!
Lindsay: Good grief, Mother! Not all homosexuals are flamboy... Oh, my God, I have the exact same blouse.
Lucille: I like it better on him.
Season 1, Episode 1


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Maeby: This is so much fun. I can’t believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment.
Lucille: Oh, she thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.
Season 1, Episode 10


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Lucille: It’s not fair to Buster. He’s a nervous wreck right now. He’s going into the Army, for God’s sake!
Michael: You volunteered him.
Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.
Season 2, Episode 2


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Lucille: I heard about the banana stand, and now there’s been a break-in. But I have a surprise for whoever it is if he comes back. First I blow him, then I poke him.
Michael: Guy has no idea what he’s in for.
Season 2, Episode 6


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Michael: I worked it out so that we could relocate the cabin, but it is going to be up in Tahoe for another couple of days. Maybe you can take a date up there.
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: *After a long pause* The cabin! Yes, th... well, that would be difficult, too.
Season 3, Episode 1


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Lucille: Take it back! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear!
Season 1, Episode 6


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Lucille: Well, you better hope Lindsay doesn’t find out. She’ll be devastated.
Lindsay: Find out what?
Lucille: Your husband’s dating Kitty the whore.
Lindsay: He is? That’s... that’s horrible.
Lucille: Do I know my daughter?
Season 2, Episode 18


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Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom! I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did “nothing” cancel?
Season 2, Episode 9


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Lindsay: *Sobbing* How can you treat me this way?!
Lucille: Oh, please! Everything I’ve said about you can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem. Good grief almighty! You think I’m enjoying my slide into poverty?
Season 1, Episode 11


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Lucille: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.
*Earlier that day...*
Lucille: I don’t care for Gob.
Season 1, Episode 1


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Lindsay: Well, maybe I don’t feel like being criticized around the clock.
Lucille: I don’t criticize you. And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Season 1, Episode 10


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Lucille: I was almost attacked last night, in my own home. I walk in and there’s a colored man in my kitchen.
Michael: “Colored”? What color was he exactly?
Lucille: Blue.
Season 2, Episode 6


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Lucille: Oscar, close it! You look like the window of a butcher shop.
Season 2, Episode 4


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Lucille: Your father says he wants me to go all the way to Falluja. I thought he meant the sex act that’s so popular with your generation.
Season 3, Episode 10


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Lucille: *To painter* And that goes into storage, right? Not into your apartment.
Painter: ¿Qué?
Lucille: What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English”?
Season 3, Episode 8


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Lucille: Don’t you judge me. You’re the selfish one. You’re the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Michael: You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?
Season 1, Episode 5


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Michael: Why do I have to take him?
Lucille: Because he’s your brother, and you run around with everyone else, going on bike rides, making cornholes. Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.
Season 1, Episode 3


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Lucille: Michael, the little Korean is here, and I don’t know what to do with him. At least I think it’s a him. You’ve got to strip them down to next to nothing before you could even tell.
Season 1, Episode 14


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Buster: Ah, did you tell him about my medal?
Michael: Medal? What for?
Lucille: Oh, who knows what they were saying? It’s probably because a seal bit off his hand. The army has taken to giving medals for being food.
Season 3, Episode 3


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Michael: Since you’re devastating people, go ahead and tell Gob that I’ll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck. So he’ll be joining me here. I’ve got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You’d do that to your own brother?
Michael: I said “cot.”
Season 2, Episode 18


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Lucille: He’s just jealous that I have a man back in my life. And guess what else is back? *Winks*
Michael: My breakfast?
Lucille: My friskiness. *Whispers* Mama horny, Michael.
Michael: No, it’s my breakfast.
Season 3, Episode 2


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Lucille: I’ll have the “Ike and Tina tuna.”
Waitress at Klimpy's: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Season 1, Episode 11


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Lucille: Dinner’s ready. We’re having Lindsay chops. What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am.
Narrator: No bully ever would be.
Season 3, Episode 13


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Lucille: Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.
Season 2, Episode 3


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Lucille: Michael?
Michael: Mom, I-I’m right in the middle of something. *To Gob* Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.
Season 2, Episode 2


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George, Sr.: Up yours, granny!
Lucille: You couldn’t handle it!
Season 2, Episode 12


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Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Season 2, Episode 7


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*After Lucille beats Kitty in a drinking contest*
Waiter: Can I get you anything else, ma’am?
Lucille: No, thanks. I have to get back to rehab.
Season 2, Episode 17


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Lucille: I’ll be in the hospital bar.
Michael: Uh, you know there isn’t a hospital bar, Mother.
Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
Season 1, Episode 4


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Lucille: She’d love to get at me any way she could. That’s why she’s been flirting with Gob. She’s trying to prove that she’s closer to my children than I am, but the joke’s on her, because she doesn’t know how little I care for Gob.
Michael: I think that makes the joke on Gob.
Season 2, Episode 10


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George, Sr.: Michael, you can save this business. You are the only one who can do it.
Gob: Yeah, besides me. But I kind of got my hands full with these babies.
Guard: He’s got bees! No bees! *Tackles Gob to the ground*
Lucille: They don’t allow you to have bees in here.
Season 1, Episode 22


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Lucille: Oh, Michael, honey. I want to cry so bad. But I don’t think I can spare the moisture.
Season 3, Episode 7


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Lucille: You’re high!
Oscar: You’re drunk!
Lucille: Not this time. I’ve had enough of you. So say good-bye to these, because it’s the last time...
*Beep*
Season 2, Episode 18


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» credits: screencaps and transcripts.
» if there's any veiled criticism about her, i won't hear it and i won't respond to it.
» feel free to spam with AD gifs. ;)

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Tags: *picspams, arrested development, picspam

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[info]runawayblue

January 6 2009, 03:44:17 UTC 3 years ago

I wan to be the first to say:


This is awesome! I loved this aaaaaaa
And reading those quotes were excellent too. I could hear the voices hehe. Brilliant.

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 03:53:08 UTC 3 years ago

AHHH GENE!!! hahaha i love that gif!

yay! i'm so glad you liked it! thank you! :D

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[info]mouthfullofdust

January 6 2009, 03:47:39 UTC 3 years ago

Oh man Lucille is awesome!

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 03:55:21 UTC 3 years ago

yup, she definitely is!

ilu kenneth parcell! <3

[info]icamon

January 6 2009, 03:51:22 UTC 3 years ago

whoops, my first comment wasn't a gif, LOL



how dare i!

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 03:57:39 UTC 3 years ago

omg i love it!

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

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[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:01:23 UTC 3 years ago

lol thank you!

oh man, i definitely wanted to include that quote! i just couldn't find enough screencaps of that scene. but thank you for that! :D

[info]colonize

January 6 2009, 03:53:51 UTC 3 years ago

These are amazing! I think you've just reawakened my love for this show. I'm totally adding this to my Memories!

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:07:53 UTC 3 years ago

yay! thanks! lol that's very good to hear! time for a marathon, yeah? xD

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[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:09:07 UTC 3 years ago

thanks so much! :D

[info]sunnyringo

January 6 2009, 03:54:09 UTC 3 years ago

MY NIGHT IS MADE. <3

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:12:33 UTC 3 years ago

haha that's so nice to hear! ♥

oh gob..

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[info]ohxlucia

January 6 2009, 03:54:37 UTC 3 years ago

OMG WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

YES YES YES. I'm so on my Arrested Development kick, so thank you for this.

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:16:00 UTC 3 years ago

THANK YOU! LOL

and you're very welcome! i so enjoyed doing this!

buster!! you can always tell a milford man. he's tied w/ lucille as my fave character. <3

[info]nob0dysangel

January 6 2009, 03:57:17 UTC 3 years ago

LOL!!!
Thanks for sharing that! That was amazing!

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:20:43 UTC 3 years ago

no problem! i'm glad you enjoyed it!

icon! <3

[info]corsettes

January 6 2009, 03:59:49 UTC 3 years ago

ah-maz-ing.

i really need to start watching the show, because this chick? is fierce.

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:22:56 UTC 3 years ago

thank you!

omg you need to get on that! lucille is hilarious, and the rest of the show is just brilliant!

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[info]conworthy

January 6 2009, 04:04:31 UTC 3 years ago

Omg, amazing. Thank you for this!

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:24:46 UTC 3 years ago

thanks! and you're very welcome! :)

"taste the sad, michael!"
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[info]bzzinglikeneon

January 6 2009, 04:14:51 UTC 3 years ago

What a fabulous choice, and what a great picspam!

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:26:33 UTC 3 years ago

yay, thank you!! :D

[info]zombie_boogie

January 6 2009, 04:15:00 UTC 3 years ago

Awesome! Lucille and Arrested Development FTW! This was a great spam.



[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:28:15 UTC 3 years ago

thanks! i'm so glad you liked it!

IT'S THE FINAL COUNDOWN! lol ty for gob!

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[info]ms_scarletibis

January 6 2009, 04:23:30 UTC 3 years ago

Oh, this is just made of WIN. Thank you :D

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:32:56 UTC 3 years ago

"GENE!!!"

thanks so much! and no problem. i enjoyed doing this! :D

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[info]fofer

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[info]topazera

January 6 2009, 04:38:33 UTC 3 years ago

AHAHAHA, PERFECTION! <3

Seriously, the quotes + pics were making me LOL hysterically... and then just the shots of Lucille's expressions did the same. THIS. WOMAN. IS. HILARIOUS. I'm totally memming this for future NEED A LAUGH days. Awesome job! <3

"Oh, hello, Buster. Here's a candy bar. No, I'm withholding it. Look at me, "getting off. ""

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 04:51:37 UTC 3 years ago

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THANK YOU BB! ♥

haha isn't she the best?! we can only aspire to be half as fierce as her. xD

yes! that's another quote that i wanted to include. thanks for that!

[info]mnemo_syne

January 6 2009, 04:52:47 UTC 3 years ago

I laughed so hard reading this. God Lucille is fabulous.
Thanks for that!

I feel like busting out the DVDs now.

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:03:52 UTC 3 years ago

LOL yes, she's is fucking hilarious!
you're welcome, bb!

oh you definitely should!! i had fun watching the episodes when i was doing the picspam. :)

[info]___flight_risk

January 6 2009, 04:56:59 UTC 3 years ago

This post was so great, I COULDN'T HANDLE IT!!

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[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:07:56 UTC 3 years ago

Re: This post was so great, I COULDN'T HANDLE IT!!

LMAO DOMO ARIGATO!

ilu, buster.
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[info]totallygay81

January 6 2009, 05:00:40 UTC 3 years ago

Awesome picspam. ^_^ I love Lucille. :) She's one of my favorite tv moms. :)

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:13:14 UTC 3 years ago

thanks!! :D she's amazing! though, i don't think i could handle it if she were my mom. my self-esteen would probably non-existant. lol

[info]totallygay81

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[info]girlyevil

January 6 2009, 05:01:27 UTC 3 years ago

OMG I LOVE IT

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:16:11 UTC 3 years ago

♥

ANALRAPIST omg

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[info]escherichiacola

January 6 2009, 05:11:36 UTC 3 years ago

Ha, thanks. Lucille was among the best things in AD but then what wasn't great about that show?. The comment about GOB's bees was hands done my favorite line from AD. It's not even the line itself, but the way she delivered it just floored me. The incident at Klimpy's was great too.

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[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:29:05 UTC 3 years ago

no problem! yes, seriously. everything about AD is just amazing! and lucille is definitely one of my favorite parts of the show. haha i love that scene so much! jessica walters's delivery is the best. and yeah, the klimpy's part is always hilarious! xD

lol GOB "return from whence you came!"

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[info]rockingmyfaith

January 6 2009, 05:12:02 UTC 3 years ago

AAAH AJHSDAHADAJKD. Oh Lucille, you're my hero. For real.

This was amazing, bb.

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:34:58 UTC 3 years ago

she's the best! if only we could be half as awesome as she is. lol

aw, thank you bb! :)

[info]phoenyx4

January 6 2009, 05:28:12 UTC 3 years ago

I. Fucking. Adore. Lucille.

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:42:36 UTC 3 years ago

YES. for all her fierceness, she deserves to be adored. xD

"i am not going to lick your eye, ok?" LOL

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[info]silentwilight

January 6 2009, 05:29:48 UTC 3 years ago

Lucille Bluth is one of the best tv characters ever. I was so happy you included my fave Lucille moment ("plate or platter?" LOL).
Awesome awesome picspam :)
I love AD!

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:50:13 UTC 3 years ago

omg i couldn't not include that part! haha it's easily one of my favorite lines of hers.

thanks so much! i'm glad you liked it! :D

mick! aw, i miss moonlight.

[info]gregorypeck

January 6 2009, 05:37:22 UTC 3 years ago

HAHA, YES!!!!

I just bought all three seasons, I love it all so much. I'm actually watching it now.

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 05:51:35 UTC 3 years ago

YAY! that's so awesome! which episode are you in?

[info]gregorypeck

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[info]iwanturhorror

January 6 2009, 05:39:17 UTC 3 years ago

OMG THAT SPAM WAS MADE OF EPIC WIN!
I effin love Lucille! She's so awesome and I love the way you set out this spam. The quotes, argh she is evil and awesome :D

[info]orliknight09

January 6 2009, 06:01:33 UTC 3 years ago

LOL THANK YOU, BB! :D

haha she's just so manipulative and hilarious! i love her! ♥
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